They even send free samples with every order! We get back to giggling and have an honest discussion of whats going on in the world today and how we can be a part of the change. Individuals on the show may have, On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather recounts a scary moment from Trader Joes, how her life flashed before her eyes and why she was mad at Robin. Go to OMAXHealth.com and enter code ABSOLUTELY to get 20% off CryoFreeze and sitewide! Follow all the behind the scenes action on Instagram @heatherkmcmahan and don't forget to subscribe so you don't miss the premiere episodes on July 3! Get $20 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. They have no time for your holiday sympathy but are fully expecting you to show up to their funerals looking FRESH AF! On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her friend, Christopher Ketner on some raw dog topics of how their bullshit threshold is at an all time low. Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when youre ready to launch use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. See Oldnavy.com/bodequality for additional details. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has her hilarious and ball-busting sister, Ashley, also known as the Georgia Law Lady in the studio. Let's talk about how you probably know McMahan. Well see you on the beach. Get key nutrientswithout the B.S. Go to dailyharvest.com and enter code absolutely to get up to forty dollars off your first box! On this episode of Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has come unhinged with the bullshit. lol. Produced by Dear Media. Go to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when youre ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain We are working through all the feelings leading up to Turkey Day and answering your questions on the Absolutely Not Line. No topics are off-limits as we break down the . with Guest Casey Balsham, HEART HEALTHY with guest Christopher Ketner, Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica, THE GA LAW LADY, ASHLEY MCMAHAN "GIVE ME A SIDE OF MAC SAUCE", An Expert, An Asshole, An Alcoholic with Kate Kennedy of the Be There In Five Podcast, THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla, I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast, NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin, Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion, A Weho Eviction Story with Raymond Padilla, WELLNESS UPDATE; SHE'S BUSTING OUT OF JACKSONVILLE, The Broadway Gospel Featuring Chris Ketner, HIRED BUT TIRED - Heather McMahan and guest, Jeff Daniels, Fourth Grade Enemies with the Founder of Show Me Your Mumu Cammy Miller. Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY to start your Ritual today. Upgrade your hard seltzer with Vizzy. Produced by Dear Media. Follow Ashland on Instagram @ashlandhardseltzer We gotta do a wellness check on a lot of you, hussies cause Fall came fast and we are NOT READY. Follow Ashland on Instagram @ashlandhardseltzer She also hits the hotline and answers life's dumbest questions. Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% OFF your order Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when youre ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Produced by Dear Media, On this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. Get 10% off for first time users when you shop at versedskin.com with promo code Absolutely She's back on the road and saltier than ever! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while another is out-of-the-blue allergic to pulled pork. Tickets to see McMahan on Friday range from $39.75 to $69.75. 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She's hoping for a bright future but fingers crossed the insane voicemails on the hotline will brighten your day and make you giggle! You can find her tour dates at Heatherontour.com She will be performing at Radio City Music Hall on June 17th, 2023Follow Heathe. Get 15 % off your order at buyraycon.com/absolutelynot ! Ive got you 20% off your order and free shipping in the US. Ever wondered what Grindr in the Caribbean has to offer? For a limited time, Starface is offering all Absolutely Not listeners free shipping on your first Micro-Cloud order. Produced by Dear Media. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY at checkout. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches you up to speed on her Hollywood ventures, buying a car from the Patriarchy and taking your Voicemails. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure. 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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/ABSOLUTELY. CBC News: The World This Hour. Go to DRINKOLIPOP.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout to claim this deal. It was a wild weekend of live, laugh, lovin. Its Topgolf. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Produced by Dear Media. So weird- no one has invited her to stay at their mega mansion while Robin skeets down the long island highway on a crotch rocket on her way to a tj maxx. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the age old question. "Why exactly does Jeff sleep with tape on his mouth AND still works in New York?" This epsiode is a raw and real convo about adult lady shit and giving zero fucks. 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She is taking no bullshit and dishing out some of the best advice she's ever given from the hotline. They are old pals from the gym, but this is episode takes a sneak peak into the the real side of Busy who is legit.Busy AF. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they learned about themselves. For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/absolutelynot and use promo code absolutelynot during checkout! On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews dear friend, host of The Bitch Bible Podcast and CYA next Tuesday companion, Jackie Schimmel. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, we're having a post-thanksgiving bitch fest because everyone has been forced into unwanted family-time and now we're all chain-smoking near the garage. Head over to WOO More Play and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20 percent OFF your order of WOO Vibez today. Produced by Dear Media. 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