2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Yeah, you pick family member of the week! Olive Penderghast A heap. Olive Penderghast : But we're a family of late bloomers. Although she didn't win, she's since been nominated for four more Golden Globes one of which she won for her role in "La La Land." Stone said her parents have a similar style to Olive's. Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci in "Easy A." Screen Gems Oh my God! While on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Olive Penderghast : Dill What, you don't like that? Rosemary Evan : How is that my problem, amigo? The illusion is shattered! [her online report] I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. Brandon No, silly. The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats. I slept with a whole bunch of people. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. [confused] Emma Stone. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Rosemary I want every detail now, shit-face. Also starring: Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell and Aly Michalka. Olive Penderghast You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Woodchuck Todd What? We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Marianne It was a different time. Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Olive Penderghast I want every detail! I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. I already did. That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting. Olive: (while undressing) Relax. Olive Penderghast Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. : Funny, bitter-sweet and intelligent, Easy A narrates a plucky girl's struggle with handling a simple spat of dishonesty as it unravels into a fat web of lies and an eventual bad reputation.. : I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. : Oh, come on! Because I was a s. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. : : Marianne [looks him in the eyes] [defensive] Her charm sparkled through, and Gluck could easily envision her carrying the scenes where Olive records her vlog. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast Wait! Evan I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. [Giggles] : I don't know. It doesn't have to be a boink. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Do you have a religion section? Easy A (stylized as easy A) is a 2010 American teen romantic comedy film directed by Will Gluck, written by Bert V. Royal, starring Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church, Dan Byrd, Amanda Bynes in her final film role, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Aly Michalka, and Malcolm McDowell.The screenplay was partially inspired by the 1850 novel The Scarlet Letter . Olive Penderghast Nice! Rhiannon No, there's no argument, it's there. : Olive Penderghast Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. What do you think I have down there? : : : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast The 'High School Movie Age' Callout. Ohhhhh, burn! : [V.O, about Maryanne's group] Nor did Olive. : [from trailer] And it only took 20 seconds. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Mostly guys. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Just so we're clear. Olive Penderghast This is my side, the right one. Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. : Hello? And here you all are. : This is where the magic happens. : Michael P. Catanzarite . [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. Brandon : Olive: Welcome. Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book] Olive Penderghast Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. Theres a young man here to see you. No, no! The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . Right above the Orient. Crushing it! Wait a minute. I consider this. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. What is it with you gays? No. [on webcam] Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? : I don't know what you're talking about. Screw all these people, Olive! Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Not to mention how have you been dressing this past few day. : Fabulous! : Olive Penderghast You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. Its a little low on grist. : : How's it going? : : He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! Marianne Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. Olive Penderghast It's not true. I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. : No, you haven't. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast Wait, I can pay you! Rosemary : And there's a reason for that. Yes, you did. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons, Story: After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl, Olive (Emma Stone), sees her life paralleling Hester Prynnes in The Scarlet Letter, which she is currently studying in school until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. A comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. Hate, Mad, World. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. : You must be related to me. Go forth, my son, you're a man now. Olive Penderghast You're being pretty cavalier about this. Just one good, imaginary boink! Warranted or not. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Rhiannon : Sanjay Chandrasekhar I'm here. best boy grip Ulysses Domalaon . Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. : : A wizard? : Mrs. Griffith Can you do it in front of everyone? Olive Penderghast : I always pegged you for a south paw. : : : Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. Olive Penderghast Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. Olive: Oh god, please dont tell me you married and had two kids with him. Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. Does it only exist in 80's movies? No dating. | Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith I really don't need those. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : It's not really a term of endearment. I don't want to know anything from you. Brandon [Cut to game, this year] : Raise the roof." Olive Penderghast So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? : Olive Penderghast Yeah, you're not really my type, either. Olive Penderghast Okay. I just thought of the funniest thing. Wooo! From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. Olive Penderghast : Rosemary Olive Penderghast I'm hearing things Olive Penderghast Olive: You know, not really. Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". And I was quite the contortionist back then. Dill: Is everything alright? Fine. All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. [pause] Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? [whispers to Olive] Rhiannon :